thegirlwithcaramelskin:

the-altar:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

That second one means so much.

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my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

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Your horny tweets about the leaked nudes of an actress should eventually have to be read aloud as part of your wedding vows.
Peter Schultz. (via mysharona1987)

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